Post by Johnny Magnum on Oct 29, 2008 23:03:09 GMT -5
As LOE Mayhem returns from another commercial break, "Time of Dying" the theme song of one, Johnny Magnum blares over the PA system... The fans, just like a volcano, erupt in an uproar of cheers. Johnny Magnum pulls the black curtain back and runs out on the stage with energy rushing through his veins. Magnum rushes down the ramp, but comes to a abrupt stop when he reaches the area the fans occupy. He jumps halfway into them, tagging all their hands. He runs to the other side and does the same. He walks to the middle of the ramp... staring at the ring. He darts at it and superman slides under the ropes. He rolls onto his feet and walks over to the near turnbuckle. He pulls his body on it and stretches his arms out. He points to the fans, with a smirk on his face. Magnum spins off and lands on the canvas. He walks to the announcer's table and snags a Mic. Magnum walks in the center of the ring and paces. He looks around the arena, as a smirk merges on his face. He brings the microphone up to his mouth... and begins to speak.
Magnum:
"Last week, marked my debut match here in the Land of Extreme... on Mayhem. Now, before I continue with that, I'd just like to get something off my chest. I want to address all of you haters. All the nay sayers who said that I couldn't go extreme. That said I couldn't become one of the 'hardcore extremists'. Well, if last week wasn't enough... tune in this week... because baby I can promise that I will not disappoint. Now, back to last week. Guys, I'm not even going to lie to you. Behind those curtains, I was nervous. But then... my music hit. Something else hit too... adrenaline. I felt it, swiftly rushing through my veins... my heart, beating faster and faster as I ran down the ramp. The bell rang. I stared at my opponent, John Morrison. and however many minutes later, my hand was raised. Blood fell from my forehead. I had no vision in my left eye... my ribs, sore."
Johnny points to his forehead bandage, and to his swollen eyes and ribs. He smirks.. he licks his lips and continues to talk...
Magnum:
"This is what I get... for putting my body on the line... to entertain you, the people. And if I had to... I'd do it all over again... just for that adrenaline rush. And tonight, I have to chance to do it... all over again. Tonight, I face Nunzio... The self-proclaimed 'Don of LOE'... Now, Nunz, I can understand where your coming from. I mean, your from the original ECW. It doesn't get much more extreme than that. But Nunzio, you got to understand, this isn't the '90's. This is 2008. Extreme wrestling is changing.... for the better. No disrespect intended, of course. But if you found it disrespectful at all... you can suck my dick!"
Some of the fans boo, as Magnum chuckles. Yet, other fans cheer as Magnum sticks up for his generation of wrestling..
Magnum:
"Oh... I almost forgot. In honor, of Halloween... I decided to do a little.. skit. Featuring myself and my good friend, The Roy! So, can we get someone to roll the footage?......... Please?
The scene clicks out. For a second, there is nothing, but black. But a light clicks on and we are taken to an animated scene. Stars float in the air and platforms alike. Turtles walk about the ground and coins are hidden here and there. It becomes some what obvious, that we are in the world of Super Mario. Walking from the side, is a man. He wears a fake mustache, a red hat with a "M" on it, blue overalls with a red under shirt and white gloves. Clearly, dressed as Mario. The man walks half way and then turns around. He motions for someone to come, but no one does. He walks towards where he entered and pulls out another man. This one dressed similar, except with green attire instead of red. This man being, Luigi. 'Luigi's' face is blank and looks pissed off as Mario's face is lit up with joy. Mario faces the camera and speaks, in a phony Italian accent.
"Mario":
"Ello! My name is Mario!
Mario pauses, and faces Luigi.. who doesn't do anything. Mario slightly kicks him... Luigi squints his eyes and rips off his hat, allowing long black hair to flow out. He rips the mustache off and throws it on the ground. Roy now stands where Luigi stood.. pissed off. Mario, now thought to be Johnny gets mad. And begins scolding Roy, still with the accent.
"Mario":
"Heya! That's not Luigi! What have you done with Luigi!"
Roy doesn't seem to find this humerous. He stares at "Mario", until he rips his hat off too. Mario rips the stache off, and it is now clarified as Magnum. He frowns.
Magnum:
"You suck the fun out of EVERYTHING!"
Roy:
"Whatever..."
The scene abruptly cuts out and we reopen in the ring... Magnum laughs along with some of the fans.
Magnum:
"AAh... I crack myself up!"
Magnum continues laughing. He slowly comes to a stop and looks up. The camera getting a close up on his face.
Magnum:
"Nunzio... you and the rest of the world just saw the light side of me... but this Friday... Halloween night... you will see the darker side. The aggressive side... this Halloween... I won't get my adrenaline from running door to door collecting candy... and I won't get it from being at some costume party... I will get my adrenaline... from beating your ass!"
Magnum throws the mic down as "Time of Dying" plays again... Magnum rolls out of the ring and heads for the back as LOE goes to another commercial break.
