Post by Tommy Dreamer on Jun 18, 2008 22:18:35 GMT -5
LAND OF EXTREME MAYHEM!
THE FIRST EDITION!!!!
The Land of Extreme starts off its first live weekly show with highlights from the most extreme moments in wrestling, past and present. As the video comes to a finish the LOE cameras pan around the small arena located in South Philly. As the fans are jam packed in the birthplace of the original ECW and anxious for their first dose of the Land of Extreme. The cameras soon pan down to ringside where Joey Styles and Paul Heyman sit in the commentator’s booth, ready for the first episode of LOE Mayhem!
Joey Styles: Hello everybody, I’m Joey Styles…
Paul Heyman: And I’m Paul Heymen.
Joey Styles: And we welcome you now to the newest and sure to be most hardcore wrestling company on the face of the planet, the Land of Extreme!
Paul Heyman: You bet your ass it will be Joey, Tommy Dreamer has guaranteed these people more blood, sweat, tears, and mangled bodies then they’ve ever seen in a wrestling promotion, and believe you me, he knows a little something about hardcore!
Joey Styles: It’s been a long road to finally making it to our first event, but we are now here live at the first event of LOE Mayhem! And now we ca-
Just as Joey Styles is about to finish his statement “Come As You Are” begins playing over the P.A. system causing Joey to stop mid sentence. The crowd comes alive into a chorus of cheering as a man sets foot out on the staging area, known to the fans by many names but the most predominant one being, Raven. Raven has his long curly hair which hangs low, covering his eyes as he walks down to the ring clad in his leather jacket, tattered jean short, “Offspring” T-Shirt and a long sleeve plaid shirt wrapped around his waist under his jacket. As Raven nears the end of the entrance aisle he climbs into the ring, walking to the opposite side to grab a microphone from the ring help before walking back to the center of the ring and looking out to the crowd as his music dies down. Raven begins to lift the microphone to his mouth but it drowned out by chants.
RAVEN!!! RAVEN!!! RAVEN!!!
Raven pulls the microphone down, looking out at the audience before quickly raising the microphone back up to his mouth.
Raven: Quite frankly I could care less if you fans are cheering for me, so shut your fat, impudent mouths so I can speak.
The cheers of the fans quickly turn to boos as Raven seems unaffected by the fans either way.
Raven: Now, I came here to the Land of Extreme to do what I do best in any atmosphere of hardcore, and that is win my World Championship, and be single handedly responsible for the destruction of anyone who gets in my way. Now I could sit here and tell you all why I deserve to be the LOE World Champion, or I can demolish each opponent night by night, until Tommy Dreamer has no one on the roster left, leaving him no choice but to crown me as the World Champion. Me being me, I’ve chosen the ladder, so tonight I’m in two places I know all to well, South Philly, and the main event. Tommy Dreamer I demand now that you make the match between me and Jeff Hardy a championship match right now. We all know that I will soon hold the title in my possession so why delay the inevitable? Tommy, I don’t think you want to-
Raven is interrupted mid sentence by “Man in the Box” as Tommy Dreamer appears from behind the curtain within the small arena, wearing a Land of Extreme T-Shirt, with a microphone in his right hand. The crowds boos turn to cheers once more as the owner of LOE makes his way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and meeting Raven in the middle of the ring. Tommy Dreamer’s music dies down as Dreamer stands face to face with his former nemesis Raven. Tommy raises the microphone to his mouth, speaking into it after the two are finished with their intense stare down.
Tommy Dreamer: A World Championship match, that’s what you want? You just walked through MY door, stepped into MY ring, and demanded a shot at the LOE World Title right off the bat? Raven… are you freaking crazy? You think that I’m just going to hand you a World Championship title match your first night in the company? Well think real hard about the question you just asked me, and listen to my answer…. NO! Raven, I know how good of a hardcore competitor you are first hand, and let me tell you, you deserve to be in the World Title hunt, so I’ll tell you what, if you beat Jeff Hardy here tonight, you’ll be the number one contender for the World Championship at Apocalypse, but if you lose, you won’t get a title shot until after the PPV.
Tommy Dreamer drops his microphone and exits the ring, leaving Raven stunned in the center as LOE takes its first commercial break.
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Mayhem comes back from a commercial break showing fans around the arena still excited about the first ever mayhem and still waiting for what’s in store for them. Fans around the arena start to get silent for nothing has yet to happen.
Ding Ding Ding!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First making his way to the ring, From Los Angeles, California, weighting in at two hundred and nineteen pounds, John Morrison!
Just then “This Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts throughout the arena as fans begin to boo knowing that the man to hate John Morrison is about to come out. John Morrison comes out with a fur coat rope on, sunglasses, and his usual gold wrestling attire. John Morrison taunts as the camera goes slow-mo and a fan makes Morrison’s hair blow in the air. John Morrison stops taunting and begins to make his way down to the ring. Morrison hops onto the apron and enters the ring via middle ropes. Morrison takes off his rope and awaits for his opponent.
Justin Roberts: Next he is from The Red Hook District of Brooklyn, New York, weighting in at two hundred and forty pounds! He is Taz!
Taz makes his way down to the ring with his head down and a black, slightly ripped, towl on his head. Taz walks down the ring powerful and fast. Taz hops onto the apron and enters the ring via middle ropes. Taz then hops onto the turnbuckle and takes off his towl. Taz gets off and looks straight at Morrison as they go with the classic stare down.
The match gets under way with Morrison getting the first advantage just beating down Taz. Morrison clotheslines Taz to the ground as Taz begins to hold his chest. Morrison slides under the ring and gets chair. Taz gets up as Morrison attempts to strike Taz down with the chair. Taz then spears Morrison and goes off on him with rights and lefts. Taz gets up and decides to get a trash can. Taz slides the trash can under the ring but Morrison baseball slides it right into Taz’s face causing him to fall onto the floor. Morrison follows Taz to the outside but this time gets a ladder. Morrison takes the ladder and goes back into the ring, gets on the turnbuckle, and just as Taz gets up Morrison backflips off the turnbuckle with the ladder and causing a big impact as the fans begin the holyshit chant. Morrison then picks up Taz holding his stomach signaling that it is in pain. Morrison slides in the ring but right when he gets up Taz is able, some how, to pull off a Tazmission as the ref checks on Morrison to see if he wants to give up. Morrison screams in pain trying to escape. Morrison then lowblows Taz, pulls him over and hits the Moonlight Drive onto the steel chair and covers him.
one, two, three.
Ding Ding Ding!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner John Morrison!
“This Ain’t No Make Believe” hits as the fans boo and John Morrison slides to the outside and walks up the ramp as Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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Mayhem returns from a commercial break as we are taken backstage where Funaki stands. Funaki wears a pair of blue jeans and a shirt that reads “#1 announcer.” He holds a microphone to his mouth and speaks.
Funaki: this is Funaki, LOE Mayhem’s number one!!!! Announcer!!! And at this moment in time I am with the man who tonight is in the main event to face Raven, Jeff Hardy!
Jeff Hardy walks up besides Funaki, he wears a pair of black jeans and a white tanktop.
Funaki: Now Jeff, what are your thoughts on your match tonight against Raven?
Jeff Hardy: Well Funaki, Raven has claimed that I am not extreme, that I am not hardcore; but tonight……I will show him how extreme……I can be!
Hardy exits the scene leaving Funaki alone.
Funaki: Well this is Funaki, Mayhem’s Number one announcer, signing out!
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“Reality” by Jim Johnston plays as fans throughout the arena begin to boo. The Miz walks through the entrance curtain prancing and sprinting; he slaps his chest a couple of times and raises his arms out. Miz stops at the middle of the ramp and raises his arms, performing his usual taunt. Miz then begins to cockily strut down the ramp, he gets to ringside and walks up the steel steps followed by entering the ring. He then begins to taunt in the ring as fans boos begin to get louder.
“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong plays as fans’ cheers are heard throughout the arena. Justin Credible walks onto the stage; he wears his usual blue shorts and a LOE sleeveless t-shirt. Credible holds a Singapore cane and walks down the ramp. As he gets to ringside he slides into the ring and goes for the attack.
“ding” “ding” “ding”
The referee signifies the bell as the match starts. Credible catches Miz off guard and swings his weapon at the “A-List” celebrity. Miz quickly slides under the ring; he walks around ringside before stopping at the ring keeper and grabs a chair from underneath a worker. Miz slides back into the ring and tries to go for a swing but Credible swings the cane at Miz’s feet causing him to fall on his back. Credible quickly goes for the pin but Miz kicks out at 2 and a half. Justin grabs the folding chair and sets it up, he grabs Miz and irish whips him into the ropes followed by tripping him causing Miz to go face first into the chair. Credible then grabs’ Miz by his hair and chucks him out of the ring, Credible then slides under the rope exiting as well.
Miz begins to crawl up towards the ramp but credible comes from behind and kicks him in the back, he then grabs Miz by the head and walks him up the ramp. Miz quickly counters though by jabbing him in the abdomen and nails a neck breaker on the steel. Miz then gets on top of Credible and begins to use quick punches to his face. Miz gets up and drags Credible to ringside; he lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Miz then begins to look under the ring and finds a fire extinguisher, he slides into the ring but is met with a chair shot to the face. Credible drops the chair and lifts Miz up, he kicks him in the gut and puts him in a tombstone piledriver position but Miz fights out of it and drops him down with a reverse ddt. Miz grabs the fire extinguisher and right as credible gets to his feet he uses, but suddenly as the smoke is coming out miz is blindsided with a quick super kick causing Miz to lose his balance and fall out of the ring. Credible falls to the mat and covers his eyes, though he kicked Miz his eyes are still affected by the fire extinguisher. Credible regains his eye sight and slides outside of the ring.
Credible looks under the ring and pulls out a wooden table, he sets it up on the outside. Miz can be seen on ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle on one side. Justin Credible spots Miz and goes to that same turnbuckle and climbs the other side. Miz and Credible exchange fist, trying to knock each other off the turnbuckle, Justin Credible gets the advantage and stuns Miz. Credible puts Miz’s arm over his head and does a superplex off the turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, though the table! The impact of the table breaking can be heard throughout the arena as fans can be heard chanting “holy shit!” Justin Credible and the Miz are seen outside of the ring unconscious; there bodies are in the middle of the broken table as the referee steps out of the ring and checks up on both men. The referee then signals the ring keeper to ring the bell, therefore ending the match in a draw.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen! Both men are unable to continue the match; therefore, this match is a DRAW!
The fans boos can be heard from all sides. The referee calls for paramedics to come down as both men have still yet to move. As the paramedics get down to ringside, LOE Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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"Voices” by Rev Theory hits the PA system as Orton comes out on stage. The fans boo the heel, as he struts out on stage. In his hand, he holds a microphone. Orton walks down the aisle, entering the ring and raising his mic to his lips and yells into it.
Randy: Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold on just a minute!
Randy’s music cuts off and the fans continue their passionate boos.
Randy: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS!
The fans don’t show a liking to Orton’s attitude, as the “YOU SUCK” chants begin to ring through the arena.
Randy: You will ALL be sorry, once I prove myself as the most Extreme man in this land! But tonight, that’s not what I prove, because quite frankly, I’ve been screwed! How in the hell am I supposed to train, not knowing who my opponent is? If you look closely, you will realize that whoever is about to walk through those curtains, and wrestle me for the belt, has an unfair advantage. For he knows what he is up against, and I don’t. But hell, I don’t really need to know this. Greatness, can take on anyone and climb over any obstacle! BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW I am ask-…. I am DEMANDING to know who my opponent is for tonight!!!
Randy Orton stands waiting in the ring for his mystery opponent to appear and reveal himself to the world. He soon becomes impatient as nothing is done in response to his demands.
Randy Orton: Listen I’m going to count to three before I come back their myself and drag you out here, I want that International Title around my waist and you’re delaying that, so here it goes. one………two…………thr-
Orton is cut off mid word by a mysterious video as the lights stay dimmed down, with darkness taking over the arena. Orton can be faintly seen through the black, staring up towards the aisle, where the video screen is contained. Orton looks around in every which direction, seemingly frightened for his life.
The fans begins roaring loudly throughout the arena as they realize who is Randy Orton’s mystery opponent, the most insane man in wrestling today, Twisted! Randy Orton stares up the aisle, awaiting the arrival of his mental opponent. Just as Orton is waiting for Twisted to appear on the ramp, he is hit hard with a steel chair from behind. The music stops and the lights come back on to reveal Twisted standing behind the falling Randy Orton. In his hands he holds no normal steel chair, but one that has been wrapped in barbed wire!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
The bell rings as blood can be seen trickling down the back of the Legend Killer as Twisted smiles to himself widely, tilting his head to the side as he looks down at the chair contained in his hands. Twisted then reaches into his pocket as Orton begins crawling to the ropes in an attempt to pull himself up. Twisted drops dangerous chair to the mat below as he slowly pulls lighter fluid out of his pocket. He slowly raises it into the air as the fans cheers only grow more as they eat up every second of Twisted’s debut. Twisted then opens the lighter fluid and begins to empty its contents onto the steel chair that rests on the mat below. Twisted looks around, as Orton is still pulling himself up, Twisted reaches into his other pocket, soon revealing a lighter. Twisted light the lighter and drops it onto the barbed wire covered steel chair, setting it ablaze. Twisted then quickly walks over to Randy Orton and puts Orton’s head between his legs, while he stands in front of the flaming, barbed wire, steel chair. Twisted quickly flips over Orton, TWISTED DEMISE! TWISTED DEMISE! Twisted just hit his newest finishing maneuver, the sick flip piledriver which he has named the Twisted Demise onto the barbed wire chair that was set on fire just seconds before. Orton doesn’t move one inch on the mat below as he looks as though he has just been killed while Twisted goes for the cover.
1…………….2……………..3!
Twisted wins the match, thus winning the International Championship as well, Twisted slowly makes his way to his feet as the fans are still stunned over that sick finishing move onto the flaming chair. Twisted holds his title high into the air as LOE goes to another commercial break.
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Mayhem returns as the camera is focused backstage showing to men who happen to be Funaki and Twisted.
Funaki: This is Funaki! LOE’s number one annoucer! My guest toay is the new International Champion, Twisted! Now Twisted, you just won the International Champion against Randy Orton, your thoughts?
Twisted:
Hehehe, I did what I said I did. You people saw the suffering and the mercy to Randy Orton, now that was a message to anyone who wants to play with Twisted. I just made a new friend, and he undertstands me. He listens to my problems, he's a friend that will never leave my side... he's the International Championship, and he'll be my friend til the end!
Twisted walks away laughing as Funaki is left again with a confused face as Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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“No More Words” hits the PA system as the fans explode with screams. Jeff comes bouncing off on stage, and does his signature moves as fireworks go off behind the Raindbow Haired Warrior. Jeff starts hopping down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans. Jeff slides under the ropes, and jumps up onto the turnbuckle. He spreads his arms out, as the fans scream in joy. Jeff nods and spins off the turnbuckle. He squats and sways back and forth, moving his hands, while he waits for the legendary, Raven.
The sounds of Raven’s music hit, as Scott Levy comes slowly out of the back, carrying a shopping cart filled with crazy weapons. Stop signs, baseball bats covered in barb wire, and lighter fluid! When Jeff sees this, he rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, he rushes towards Raven and swings, connecting with the blocking forearm of Raven.
DING! DING! DING!!!
Raven picks up a stop sign, and crushes the skull of Jeff Hardy. He laughs, and beats the hell out of the kid, pounding him, demolishing him, shot after shot! Jeff slowly pushes himself up, and stares around, he pushes up to his knees, and then his feet. BOOM! Raven connectes with a powerful clothesline as Jeff flies down to the metal entrance ramp. Raven smirks, and picks Jeff up. He hits him with kidney, head, and stomach shots, until Jeff is backed up against the barricade. Raven kicks him in the gut, and delivers a Raven Effect DDT, busting Jeff open. Raven pulls Jeff by his hair, dragging him until they reach the ring. He rolls him in, quickly following. He measures Jeff out, Jeff slowly gets up…. Raven bounces off the ropes, BIG BOOT! Jeff goes down, Raven covers.
1….2….Kick Out!!
Raven looks around, pissed off. He rolls out of the ring and grabs the table, and slides it in. He pulls out the lighter fluid and a lighter. He pulls out the fluid, and covers the table in it as he sadistically smiles. He repositions it, turning his back on Jeff…. JEFF GET’S THE ROLL UP! Raven quickly kicks out. Jeff and Raven both roll up to their feet, Raven swings his arm towards Jeff’s head, Jeff ducks, he turcks his head under Raven’s pit and lifts him up… Back Suplex!! Jeff jumps up, and grabs Raven’s feet that are lifted in the air, he spreads them apart and jumps, slamming his lower legs into the mid section of Scott Levy. Raven rolls over, painfully screaming as Jeff taunts on the turnbuckle. Raven pulls himself up, as Jeff jumps off the top turnbuckle, spinning himself in the air while flipping, taking Raven out with the Whisper in the Wind! THE PIN!
1…2…kick out!
Jeff shows no discouragement, as he gets back up, egging Raven on to hit him. Jeff bounces off the ropes, going for a clothesline. Raven ducks, SLAP! Raven disrespects Hardy, with that right hand to the face! Hardy holds his face, looks at his hand, then looks up at Raven. He smiles, showing his teeth. He punches Raven, square in the face, he hits a right, left, right! Raven is backed into the turnbuckle, Jeff drop kicks! Raven falls down, sitting down in the turnbuckle. Jeff looks around the arena, and smiles. He jumps up on the second rope where Raven is, and pushes off, flinging himself in the air, he soars back, ready to smack Raven in the face, Raven rolls out of the way! Jeff gets tangled in the ropes! Raven rolls into the ring! LEG DROP! Raven drags Jeff by his hair, dragging him to the center. He picks him up, and slams him down with a Raven Effect DDT! THE COVER!
1................…2…..........
3!
Raven did it! Raven is the number one contender!! Raven stands in victory, he smirks as the ref raises his hands. Raven pulls it away, raising his arms into his signature pose as the show comes to an end fading into blackness.
[/color][/center]THE FIRST EDITION!!!!
The Land of Extreme starts off its first live weekly show with highlights from the most extreme moments in wrestling, past and present. As the video comes to a finish the LOE cameras pan around the small arena located in South Philly. As the fans are jam packed in the birthplace of the original ECW and anxious for their first dose of the Land of Extreme. The cameras soon pan down to ringside where Joey Styles and Paul Heyman sit in the commentator’s booth, ready for the first episode of LOE Mayhem!
Joey Styles: Hello everybody, I’m Joey Styles…
Paul Heyman: And I’m Paul Heymen.
Joey Styles: And we welcome you now to the newest and sure to be most hardcore wrestling company on the face of the planet, the Land of Extreme!
Paul Heyman: You bet your ass it will be Joey, Tommy Dreamer has guaranteed these people more blood, sweat, tears, and mangled bodies then they’ve ever seen in a wrestling promotion, and believe you me, he knows a little something about hardcore!
Joey Styles: It’s been a long road to finally making it to our first event, but we are now here live at the first event of LOE Mayhem! And now we ca-
Just as Joey Styles is about to finish his statement “Come As You Are” begins playing over the P.A. system causing Joey to stop mid sentence. The crowd comes alive into a chorus of cheering as a man sets foot out on the staging area, known to the fans by many names but the most predominant one being, Raven. Raven has his long curly hair which hangs low, covering his eyes as he walks down to the ring clad in his leather jacket, tattered jean short, “Offspring” T-Shirt and a long sleeve plaid shirt wrapped around his waist under his jacket. As Raven nears the end of the entrance aisle he climbs into the ring, walking to the opposite side to grab a microphone from the ring help before walking back to the center of the ring and looking out to the crowd as his music dies down. Raven begins to lift the microphone to his mouth but it drowned out by chants.
RAVEN!!! RAVEN!!! RAVEN!!!
Raven pulls the microphone down, looking out at the audience before quickly raising the microphone back up to his mouth.
Raven: Quite frankly I could care less if you fans are cheering for me, so shut your fat, impudent mouths so I can speak.
The cheers of the fans quickly turn to boos as Raven seems unaffected by the fans either way.
Raven: Now, I came here to the Land of Extreme to do what I do best in any atmosphere of hardcore, and that is win my World Championship, and be single handedly responsible for the destruction of anyone who gets in my way. Now I could sit here and tell you all why I deserve to be the LOE World Champion, or I can demolish each opponent night by night, until Tommy Dreamer has no one on the roster left, leaving him no choice but to crown me as the World Champion. Me being me, I’ve chosen the ladder, so tonight I’m in two places I know all to well, South Philly, and the main event. Tommy Dreamer I demand now that you make the match between me and Jeff Hardy a championship match right now. We all know that I will soon hold the title in my possession so why delay the inevitable? Tommy, I don’t think you want to-
Raven is interrupted mid sentence by “Man in the Box” as Tommy Dreamer appears from behind the curtain within the small arena, wearing a Land of Extreme T-Shirt, with a microphone in his right hand. The crowds boos turn to cheers once more as the owner of LOE makes his way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and meeting Raven in the middle of the ring. Tommy Dreamer’s music dies down as Dreamer stands face to face with his former nemesis Raven. Tommy raises the microphone to his mouth, speaking into it after the two are finished with their intense stare down.
Tommy Dreamer: A World Championship match, that’s what you want? You just walked through MY door, stepped into MY ring, and demanded a shot at the LOE World Title right off the bat? Raven… are you freaking crazy? You think that I’m just going to hand you a World Championship title match your first night in the company? Well think real hard about the question you just asked me, and listen to my answer…. NO! Raven, I know how good of a hardcore competitor you are first hand, and let me tell you, you deserve to be in the World Title hunt, so I’ll tell you what, if you beat Jeff Hardy here tonight, you’ll be the number one contender for the World Championship at Apocalypse, but if you lose, you won’t get a title shot until after the PPV.
Tommy Dreamer drops his microphone and exits the ring, leaving Raven stunned in the center as LOE takes its first commercial break.
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Mayhem comes back from a commercial break showing fans around the arena still excited about the first ever mayhem and still waiting for what’s in store for them. Fans around the arena start to get silent for nothing has yet to happen.
Ding Ding Ding!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First making his way to the ring, From Los Angeles, California, weighting in at two hundred and nineteen pounds, John Morrison!
Just then “This Ain’t No Make Believe” blasts throughout the arena as fans begin to boo knowing that the man to hate John Morrison is about to come out. John Morrison comes out with a fur coat rope on, sunglasses, and his usual gold wrestling attire. John Morrison taunts as the camera goes slow-mo and a fan makes Morrison’s hair blow in the air. John Morrison stops taunting and begins to make his way down to the ring. Morrison hops onto the apron and enters the ring via middle ropes. Morrison takes off his rope and awaits for his opponent.
Justin Roberts: Next he is from The Red Hook District of Brooklyn, New York, weighting in at two hundred and forty pounds! He is Taz!
Taz makes his way down to the ring with his head down and a black, slightly ripped, towl on his head. Taz walks down the ring powerful and fast. Taz hops onto the apron and enters the ring via middle ropes. Taz then hops onto the turnbuckle and takes off his towl. Taz gets off and looks straight at Morrison as they go with the classic stare down.
The match gets under way with Morrison getting the first advantage just beating down Taz. Morrison clotheslines Taz to the ground as Taz begins to hold his chest. Morrison slides under the ring and gets chair. Taz gets up as Morrison attempts to strike Taz down with the chair. Taz then spears Morrison and goes off on him with rights and lefts. Taz gets up and decides to get a trash can. Taz slides the trash can under the ring but Morrison baseball slides it right into Taz’s face causing him to fall onto the floor. Morrison follows Taz to the outside but this time gets a ladder. Morrison takes the ladder and goes back into the ring, gets on the turnbuckle, and just as Taz gets up Morrison backflips off the turnbuckle with the ladder and causing a big impact as the fans begin the holyshit chant. Morrison then picks up Taz holding his stomach signaling that it is in pain. Morrison slides in the ring but right when he gets up Taz is able, some how, to pull off a Tazmission as the ref checks on Morrison to see if he wants to give up. Morrison screams in pain trying to escape. Morrison then lowblows Taz, pulls him over and hits the Moonlight Drive onto the steel chair and covers him.
one, two, three.
Ding Ding Ding!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner John Morrison!
“This Ain’t No Make Believe” hits as the fans boo and John Morrison slides to the outside and walks up the ramp as Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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Mayhem returns from a commercial break as we are taken backstage where Funaki stands. Funaki wears a pair of blue jeans and a shirt that reads “#1 announcer.” He holds a microphone to his mouth and speaks.
Funaki: this is Funaki, LOE Mayhem’s number one!!!! Announcer!!! And at this moment in time I am with the man who tonight is in the main event to face Raven, Jeff Hardy!
Jeff Hardy walks up besides Funaki, he wears a pair of black jeans and a white tanktop.
Funaki: Now Jeff, what are your thoughts on your match tonight against Raven?
Jeff Hardy: Well Funaki, Raven has claimed that I am not extreme, that I am not hardcore; but tonight……I will show him how extreme……I can be!
Hardy exits the scene leaving Funaki alone.
Funaki: Well this is Funaki, Mayhem’s Number one announcer, signing out!
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“Reality” by Jim Johnston plays as fans throughout the arena begin to boo. The Miz walks through the entrance curtain prancing and sprinting; he slaps his chest a couple of times and raises his arms out. Miz stops at the middle of the ramp and raises his arms, performing his usual taunt. Miz then begins to cockily strut down the ramp, he gets to ringside and walks up the steel steps followed by entering the ring. He then begins to taunt in the ring as fans boos begin to get louder.
“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong plays as fans’ cheers are heard throughout the arena. Justin Credible walks onto the stage; he wears his usual blue shorts and a LOE sleeveless t-shirt. Credible holds a Singapore cane and walks down the ramp. As he gets to ringside he slides into the ring and goes for the attack.
“ding” “ding” “ding”
The referee signifies the bell as the match starts. Credible catches Miz off guard and swings his weapon at the “A-List” celebrity. Miz quickly slides under the ring; he walks around ringside before stopping at the ring keeper and grabs a chair from underneath a worker. Miz slides back into the ring and tries to go for a swing but Credible swings the cane at Miz’s feet causing him to fall on his back. Credible quickly goes for the pin but Miz kicks out at 2 and a half. Justin grabs the folding chair and sets it up, he grabs Miz and irish whips him into the ropes followed by tripping him causing Miz to go face first into the chair. Credible then grabs’ Miz by his hair and chucks him out of the ring, Credible then slides under the rope exiting as well.
Miz begins to crawl up towards the ramp but credible comes from behind and kicks him in the back, he then grabs Miz by the head and walks him up the ramp. Miz quickly counters though by jabbing him in the abdomen and nails a neck breaker on the steel. Miz then gets on top of Credible and begins to use quick punches to his face. Miz gets up and drags Credible to ringside; he lifts him up and rolls him into the ring. Miz then begins to look under the ring and finds a fire extinguisher, he slides into the ring but is met with a chair shot to the face. Credible drops the chair and lifts Miz up, he kicks him in the gut and puts him in a tombstone piledriver position but Miz fights out of it and drops him down with a reverse ddt. Miz grabs the fire extinguisher and right as credible gets to his feet he uses, but suddenly as the smoke is coming out miz is blindsided with a quick super kick causing Miz to lose his balance and fall out of the ring. Credible falls to the mat and covers his eyes, though he kicked Miz his eyes are still affected by the fire extinguisher. Credible regains his eye sight and slides outside of the ring.
Credible looks under the ring and pulls out a wooden table, he sets it up on the outside. Miz can be seen on ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckle on one side. Justin Credible spots Miz and goes to that same turnbuckle and climbs the other side. Miz and Credible exchange fist, trying to knock each other off the turnbuckle, Justin Credible gets the advantage and stuns Miz. Credible puts Miz’s arm over his head and does a superplex off the turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, though the table! The impact of the table breaking can be heard throughout the arena as fans can be heard chanting “holy shit!” Justin Credible and the Miz are seen outside of the ring unconscious; there bodies are in the middle of the broken table as the referee steps out of the ring and checks up on both men. The referee then signals the ring keeper to ring the bell, therefore ending the match in a draw.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen! Both men are unable to continue the match; therefore, this match is a DRAW!
The fans boos can be heard from all sides. The referee calls for paramedics to come down as both men have still yet to move. As the paramedics get down to ringside, LOE Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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"Voices” by Rev Theory hits the PA system as Orton comes out on stage. The fans boo the heel, as he struts out on stage. In his hand, he holds a microphone. Orton walks down the aisle, entering the ring and raising his mic to his lips and yells into it.
Randy: Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold on just a minute!
Randy’s music cuts off and the fans continue their passionate boos.
Randy: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS!
The fans don’t show a liking to Orton’s attitude, as the “YOU SUCK” chants begin to ring through the arena.
Randy: You will ALL be sorry, once I prove myself as the most Extreme man in this land! But tonight, that’s not what I prove, because quite frankly, I’ve been screwed! How in the hell am I supposed to train, not knowing who my opponent is? If you look closely, you will realize that whoever is about to walk through those curtains, and wrestle me for the belt, has an unfair advantage. For he knows what he is up against, and I don’t. But hell, I don’t really need to know this. Greatness, can take on anyone and climb over any obstacle! BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW I am ask-…. I am DEMANDING to know who my opponent is for tonight!!!
Randy Orton stands waiting in the ring for his mystery opponent to appear and reveal himself to the world. He soon becomes impatient as nothing is done in response to his demands.
Randy Orton: Listen I’m going to count to three before I come back their myself and drag you out here, I want that International Title around my waist and you’re delaying that, so here it goes. one………two…………thr-
Orton is cut off mid word by a mysterious video as the lights stay dimmed down, with darkness taking over the arena. Orton can be faintly seen through the black, staring up towards the aisle, where the video screen is contained. Orton looks around in every which direction, seemingly frightened for his life.
The fans begins roaring loudly throughout the arena as they realize who is Randy Orton’s mystery opponent, the most insane man in wrestling today, Twisted! Randy Orton stares up the aisle, awaiting the arrival of his mental opponent. Just as Orton is waiting for Twisted to appear on the ramp, he is hit hard with a steel chair from behind. The music stops and the lights come back on to reveal Twisted standing behind the falling Randy Orton. In his hands he holds no normal steel chair, but one that has been wrapped in barbed wire!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
The bell rings as blood can be seen trickling down the back of the Legend Killer as Twisted smiles to himself widely, tilting his head to the side as he looks down at the chair contained in his hands. Twisted then reaches into his pocket as Orton begins crawling to the ropes in an attempt to pull himself up. Twisted drops dangerous chair to the mat below as he slowly pulls lighter fluid out of his pocket. He slowly raises it into the air as the fans cheers only grow more as they eat up every second of Twisted’s debut. Twisted then opens the lighter fluid and begins to empty its contents onto the steel chair that rests on the mat below. Twisted looks around, as Orton is still pulling himself up, Twisted reaches into his other pocket, soon revealing a lighter. Twisted light the lighter and drops it onto the barbed wire covered steel chair, setting it ablaze. Twisted then quickly walks over to Randy Orton and puts Orton’s head between his legs, while he stands in front of the flaming, barbed wire, steel chair. Twisted quickly flips over Orton, TWISTED DEMISE! TWISTED DEMISE! Twisted just hit his newest finishing maneuver, the sick flip piledriver which he has named the Twisted Demise onto the barbed wire chair that was set on fire just seconds before. Orton doesn’t move one inch on the mat below as he looks as though he has just been killed while Twisted goes for the cover.
1…………….2……………..3!
Twisted wins the match, thus winning the International Championship as well, Twisted slowly makes his way to his feet as the fans are still stunned over that sick finishing move onto the flaming chair. Twisted holds his title high into the air as LOE goes to another commercial break.
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Mayhem returns as the camera is focused backstage showing to men who happen to be Funaki and Twisted.
Funaki: This is Funaki! LOE’s number one annoucer! My guest toay is the new International Champion, Twisted! Now Twisted, you just won the International Champion against Randy Orton, your thoughts?
Twisted:
Hehehe, I did what I said I did. You people saw the suffering and the mercy to Randy Orton, now that was a message to anyone who wants to play with Twisted. I just made a new friend, and he undertstands me. He listens to my problems, he's a friend that will never leave my side... he's the International Championship, and he'll be my friend til the end!
Twisted walks away laughing as Funaki is left again with a confused face as Mayhem goes to a commercial break.
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“No More Words” hits the PA system as the fans explode with screams. Jeff comes bouncing off on stage, and does his signature moves as fireworks go off behind the Raindbow Haired Warrior. Jeff starts hopping down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans. Jeff slides under the ropes, and jumps up onto the turnbuckle. He spreads his arms out, as the fans scream in joy. Jeff nods and spins off the turnbuckle. He squats and sways back and forth, moving his hands, while he waits for the legendary, Raven.
The sounds of Raven’s music hit, as Scott Levy comes slowly out of the back, carrying a shopping cart filled with crazy weapons. Stop signs, baseball bats covered in barb wire, and lighter fluid! When Jeff sees this, he rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, he rushes towards Raven and swings, connecting with the blocking forearm of Raven.
DING! DING! DING!!!
Raven picks up a stop sign, and crushes the skull of Jeff Hardy. He laughs, and beats the hell out of the kid, pounding him, demolishing him, shot after shot! Jeff slowly pushes himself up, and stares around, he pushes up to his knees, and then his feet. BOOM! Raven connectes with a powerful clothesline as Jeff flies down to the metal entrance ramp. Raven smirks, and picks Jeff up. He hits him with kidney, head, and stomach shots, until Jeff is backed up against the barricade. Raven kicks him in the gut, and delivers a Raven Effect DDT, busting Jeff open. Raven pulls Jeff by his hair, dragging him until they reach the ring. He rolls him in, quickly following. He measures Jeff out, Jeff slowly gets up…. Raven bounces off the ropes, BIG BOOT! Jeff goes down, Raven covers.
1….2….Kick Out!!
Raven looks around, pissed off. He rolls out of the ring and grabs the table, and slides it in. He pulls out the lighter fluid and a lighter. He pulls out the fluid, and covers the table in it as he sadistically smiles. He repositions it, turning his back on Jeff…. JEFF GET’S THE ROLL UP! Raven quickly kicks out. Jeff and Raven both roll up to their feet, Raven swings his arm towards Jeff’s head, Jeff ducks, he turcks his head under Raven’s pit and lifts him up… Back Suplex!! Jeff jumps up, and grabs Raven’s feet that are lifted in the air, he spreads them apart and jumps, slamming his lower legs into the mid section of Scott Levy. Raven rolls over, painfully screaming as Jeff taunts on the turnbuckle. Raven pulls himself up, as Jeff jumps off the top turnbuckle, spinning himself in the air while flipping, taking Raven out with the Whisper in the Wind! THE PIN!
1…2…kick out!
Jeff shows no discouragement, as he gets back up, egging Raven on to hit him. Jeff bounces off the ropes, going for a clothesline. Raven ducks, SLAP! Raven disrespects Hardy, with that right hand to the face! Hardy holds his face, looks at his hand, then looks up at Raven. He smiles, showing his teeth. He punches Raven, square in the face, he hits a right, left, right! Raven is backed into the turnbuckle, Jeff drop kicks! Raven falls down, sitting down in the turnbuckle. Jeff looks around the arena, and smiles. He jumps up on the second rope where Raven is, and pushes off, flinging himself in the air, he soars back, ready to smack Raven in the face, Raven rolls out of the way! Jeff gets tangled in the ropes! Raven rolls into the ring! LEG DROP! Raven drags Jeff by his hair, dragging him to the center. He picks him up, and slams him down with a Raven Effect DDT! THE COVER!
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3!
Raven did it! Raven is the number one contender!! Raven stands in victory, he smirks as the ref raises his hands. Raven pulls it away, raising his arms into his signature pose as the show comes to an end fading into blackness.
