Post by Antonio Chavez on Jul 9, 2008 13:11:39 GMT -5
*The scene opens up with LOE returning from a commercial break with the fans across the arena screaming at the tope of their lungs, wearing their LOE merchandise supporting their favorite superstars. Then static is heard on the titantron as the fans toward their attention as Howard Finkell’s voice is being heard as a picture of a comet crashing down on the ground making a big explosion followed by words on its that read, “The Dirt Sheet”, as John Morrison and The Miz are shown next to it. Howard Finkell then announces what the whole thing is.
[/b]Howard Finkell:In a world full of winners and losers, two men have risen above, to bring you The Dirt Sheet![/i]
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*The fans boo upon what Howard Finkell just said as the video package starts to begin. The video package displays John Morrison and The Miz sitting down on director chairs with a some what Hollywood type mountain but the words read “The Dirt Sheet”. John Morrison wears a brown button up-shirt that is open, revealing his body, black pants, and black shoes. The Miz wears a black button up-shirt that is buttoned up, with black pants and shoes.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b]Hi, I’m John Morrison, and one time I saw the light, but then I left.[/i]
*Miz then looks at Morrison with a confused face wording out “what”. Miz then shakes his head like he never heard what Morrison said and introduces himself.[/b]
The Miz:[/b] And I’m your chick magnet, The Miz! This week on the dirt sheet, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, the women will be lusting for The Miz and John Morrison.[/i]
John Morrison:[/b] But only if you’re hot.[/i]
*Miz mutters the word “yes” as he smiles into the camera.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b] First off, we’ve got the dirt on Justin Credible. We all know he likes to “snap your fingers, and snap your neck” but did you know he also likes to sell dish detergent at the local Target retailing store, located in his hometown of Ozone Park.[/i]
*Miz turns to look at Morrison and shows his disgust as his face cringes.[/b]
The Miz:[/b] Dish detergent? Who the hell sells dish detergent?[/i]
*Morrison looks straight into the camera.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b] We don’t sell dish detergent at the “Palace of Wisdom.”[/i]
*The graphic of the comet hitting the earth and reading “The Dirt Sheet” is seen once again.[/b]
The Miz:[/b] Guess who’s talking about Twisted on the “Sunset Strip.”[/i]
*John Morrison looks at Miz with a confused, dazed look on his face.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b] ……..Who?[/i]
The Miz:[/b] Nobody!!![/i]
The Miz:[/b] Oh, snap!!![/i]
*Miz and Morrison laugh and pound their fist together.[/b]
The Miz:[/b] In a new segment called “Behind the Superstar” we get the true story on CM Punks upbringing.[/i]
*The graphic of the comet hitting the earth and reading “The Dirt Sheet” is seen once again. Followed by a video of John Morrison dressed up like CM Punk sitting down against a gate. John Morrison then begins to speak pretending to be The Miz.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b]When I first met Twisted, he raped me until I oinked like a pig five times.[/i]
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John Morrison:[/b]My mom only let me wrestle if I dressed like a girl for month when I go to school. Till this day I still pee sitting down.[/i]
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John Morrison:[/b]In my spare time, I like to pick daisy's and skip down the street in my mom's skirt.[/i]
*The video ends going back to John Morrison and The Miz looking at each other with a freaked out look. The Miz shakes his head as Morrison turns his head to the camera slowly.[/b]
The Miz:[/b]Anyway.........[/i]
John Morrison:[/b]We don't oink like pigs in the palace of wisdom.[/i]
*The graphic of the comet hitting the earth and reading “The Dirt Sheet” is seen once again.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b]I'm getting word from the losers at LOE.com that we have CM Punk via satilite to answer a few questions for us.[/i]
*The scene then goes to John Morrison dressed up like CM Punk behind, of what it looks like a arena in the background. Morrison moves his head trying to figure out where he is.[/b]
John Morrison:[/b]Punk, can you hear us?[/i]
Punk:Loud and clear.[/i] Straightedge!
John Morrison:[/b]Okay? Miz let the questioning begin.[/i]
The Miz:[/b]CM Punk, what are your thoughts going against John Morrison and The Miz this friday on Mayhem?[/i]
Punk:Well I know if I play my cards right, I got a huge chance of winning.[/i]
The Miz:[/b]You realize your going against, "The Real Deal, Sex Appeal" The Miz........[/i]
John Morrison:[/b]And the "Shawmen of Sexy" John Morrison?[/i]
Punk:Well if you put it that way, then I have no chance in hell.Straightedge!
John Morrison:[/b][/size]Isn't that the title of Vince Mcmahon's song?
The Miz:[/b][/size]I believe it is John.
John Morrison:[/b][/size]Punk, rumor has it, you were caught playing with pokemon toys, agree?
Punk:Yeah, my dream is to be the best pokemon trainer ever, Ash ain't got nothing on me. I'm too Straightedge. Here I got a picture.
The Miz:[/b][/size]Now that's something. Punk, you sir, are a loser.
John Morrison:[/b][/size]One more question, CM Punk, are you really straightedge?
*The video shows CM Punk looking around touching the camera stuff.[/b][/size]
John Morrison:[/b][/size]Punk.........
Punk:..........
John Morrison:[/b][/size]I think we lost him.
*The graphic of the comet hitting the earth and reading “The Dirt Sheet” is seen once again.[/b][/size]
John Morrison:[/b][/size]I honestly think we have this match Miz.
The Miz:[/b][/size]I have a strong feeling as well John.
John Morrison:[/b][/size]Well that concludes tonight's episode, turn in next week when we get the true dirt on Randy Orton.
The Miz:[/b][/size]Randy Orton? Well, in life there are winners.........
The Miz:[/b][/size]And there are losers.........
John Morrison:[/b][/size]Be Jealous! [/center]
End Segment
